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Golf Can Be A Brutal Game…No Joke!

Posted: July 10, 2008 by Nathan Kam in Golf Bug
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My dad sent me the following golf joke today. God knows this has happened to every golfer at one point in their round. Thanks for the laugh pops!

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, “Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee please?”

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.  Again the announcement, “Would the man on the woman’s tee kindly back up to the men’s tee.”

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled, “Would the man on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee, please?”

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back, “Would the stupid jerk with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!